disgustinganimals:

colonel—dog:

buzzfeed:

sometimes “if i fits, i sits” isn’t the best motto.

so is there a scientific animal behaviorist or whatever reason for cats just trying to squeeze into everything?

a clever ruse. don’t fall for it. they’re just trying to avoid responsibility. i rarely see cat owners ask their cats to do the dishes after they attempt these sorts of sheningans, so clearly cats are onto something.

I can’t wait for my best friend to see my phone bc she’s gonna be like ” Where the fuck do you keep getting those pictures?”  and I’m gonna be like “I know people…”  and she’s gonna be mad bc she can’t find a pic of james and whatshisface 

lemon-sweets-the-hedgehog:

Exploring Mom & Dad’s office!

tags: Luna + Seb would hate that thing + Martina loves Tom Franco +

For saul-silver :D

tags: ughhhhhhh + bae + I swear + Seb + BABIES + like ugh perf + I cry + thanks bby + Laura +

(Source: jamesfrancobs)

tags: maybe if you weren't so weird +

(Source: the-selfie-king)

nerdfightingforawesome:

i-am-soulless:

○ = Your name.
☺= One phobia.
♬ = Favorite song.
§ = How do you feel?
☁ = Tumblr crush.
♠ = First person to follow you on tumblr.
♧ = Hot or cold.
☆ = Favorite food.
☮= Your inspiration.
☼ = Your first URL.
☻= Are you happy right now?
Þ = Favorite film.
♣ = Lucky number.
ϟ = The song you are listening to right now is…
✖ = Make me choose:
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Book: ________ or ___________?
Character: ________ or ___________? 

please?

youvecattobefishingme:

nev wistfully thanks god it’s friday in the sexiest snapchat story ever made

tags: The Zac Efron one +

yaniv-schulman:

nev just being cute

tags: NEV +

martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

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